Can't Nobody Video Review (Conversation with YoungJi Dongsaeng)

9/13/2010 01:21:00 AM

LaurenLCD

Me:
 heya. have fun w/ your dad? 5:47PM




moishka:
Yeah I guess whats up?
http://www.allkpop.com/2010/09/sbss-special-treatment-for-2ne1-backfires 5:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihi_kJJj_8A 5:50 PM




*wince* i figured backlash was probably gonna come. nothing. it's gray, kinda rainy, and yeah... gray. 5:50 PM



moishka:
Thats sad 5:50 PM
I kinda agree with some people about it being unfair and the 2NE1 Stages did not me go yay!!!!!!! I would have been happy if the did I hurt or Love Is Ouch 5:52 PM



yea. *watches up to Bom's part of the vid* WTF? Is Minzy... the maknae... wearing.... basically a chain studded leather... :O excuse me while my brain tries to process this information. isn't she 16 in American years? even in Korea she still considered a minor and she's wearing... 5:59 PM




and they give Janey heat 5:59 PM






Me:

i don't think there's a picture on the internet strong enough to show how facepalm worthy this is. and CL, stop raiding GD's trash for his Breathe rejects. 6:02 PM



XD you know with both long parts CL have Dara and Bom could have another singing part and Minzy could have another rap 6:03 PM



*watches up to 2:33.* there should be a warning for this video: flashing garish colors, bad fashion (except for Minzy's b-boy wear), randomness, and raping of the ears with autotune may cause seizures, blindness, and either a taste for craptastic pop music or deafness and numbness of all senses. 6:09 PM



XD 6:10 PM
I pray when JYP brings back 2AM 2PM and Miss A and debuts San E its not like this 6:13 PM
I like the songs and stuff but just sometimes no 6:13 PM



 Me:
*watches to end*i thought Try to Follow Me with the Star Wars references, and weirdness was bad. *shakes head* Lady Gaga is starting to make more sense than this video and that is a bad sign when Lady Gaga makes sense. 6:15 PM



XD did you watch there Comeback stages? 6:16 PM



can they sing more than the chorus live without the back track? i doubt it therefore, no i haven't. 6:17 PM
unless they've found a way to naturally make their voices robotic 6:18 PM



Well on Go Away the back track is louder the Boms voice 6:18 PM
which means its mostly louder then daras 6:19 PM

Bom has the strongest voice, so if she can't sing over it, Dara is virtually mute 6:20 PM




my net is being slow so on the other songs it hasn't got to the chorus yet 6:20 PM
wait 6:21 PM
it got to Daras part shes singing over it louder a little 6:21 PM
but rp? 6:29 PM



yea. 6:29 PM





repo? 6:29 PM



*1 moment. getting ice cream to comfort myself from that ear raping* 6:32 PM


moishka:
XD k


[end convo about vid]

Music:
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This is better than I'm Busy (Track 4), but that's not saying much. It's still craptastic and I can't listen to it more than once without wanting to throw my mp3 player at a wall.

Consistency:
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Lady Gaga has more consistency than this clusterfxxk

Dance:
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Dancing only in the chorus is fail already. The actual dancing for said chorus... Can you call it dancing? In Minzy's homage to Hyuna, I was too disturbed by what she was she was wearing to pay much attention to her gyrating on the wall and floor.

Concept:
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Clusterfxxk of different styles.

CL= stealing GD's rejects. I think if she should have stole something, it should have been that horrendous jacket he wore for Breathe's MV [you know the one >_<].


Minzy= copying Hyuna's intentional jailbait concept a la Change. She's a FXXKING MINOR! JUST LIKE HYUNA WAS! GP BASIC [yea. I said it.] ARE MORE TASTEFUL IN THEIR APPEAL EVEN IF THEY DRESS TOO GROWN AS WELL! YOU CAN BE SEXY/MATURE WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE YOU SHOULD BE ON A STRIPPER POLE!!!!

Bom: urhfehgrbgherbrui
Next... 

Dara: That silk dress thing makes me want to toss my cookies from how fugly it is. And she's the most normal looking of the four.

Verdict:
I can't even give it a 1. This is the purest definition of sophomore slump. If The 1st Mini Album was their best, this has to be (I pray!) their worst.

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